brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
Today's weekday brunch started at 2pm, and consisted of $7 of sandwich and $50 of cocktails. Also, I hustled the bartender for about $3 playing nickel poker, but he may have been letting me win. Either way, he didn't get into my pants.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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