I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
The dingo escaped by eating a hole through my screen door. It's loose in the city somewhere.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We got caught fucking on the couch while I was in my Godzilla onesie.
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
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