Whats up?
Drunk as a mother trucker with panties on her thumbnail..laying thee down
Stay up. I'm coming home in a little
Ill try..hurry!!!! Thine hour awaits you
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
John tries to set me up, and she has 1 arm. I'm a nice guy, but 2 arms is kinda a requirement
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
im not sure what exactly happened but i may need help faking my own death
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
You've created a tinder dominating monster.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
He's petting your head, we need to leave now.
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