But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Sorry my hands just texted you
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
the last thing is remember is that strange guy in the leotard...i woke up in my bed, naked, with a half eaten grilled cheese on my nightstand, a six pack in the fridge, a new pack of cigarettes on my pillow and coke in my purse. apparently i bought some drugs, shopped and cooked. typical.
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
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