JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
I need to do something profound in the next three and a half years so that when my kids ask what I did in my twenties I have something to say other than "made bad decisions"
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Thought it only fitting this Jubilee weekend to snort lines with a 50 note
Your patriotism amazes me, the Queen would be proud!
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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