so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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