It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I am trying to think of a way to tell him about thanksgiving and the following weekend in a way that makes me sound funny and exciting and not like an alcoholic
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
The guy I brought home last night made a speedy escape while I was in the bathroom. The only trace I found of his flight was a lone sock on the stairs.... It was like a whorey low budget Cinderella
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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