Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
And everyone was looking at me because it was cold and I was drunk and may have screamed "oh fuck" ... You know what, fuck that. What do people think they're getting at Denny's 2 in the morning
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
I was lying I actually don't, I hope a reindeer shitted in her bed
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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