She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I can hear my parents having sex. I REPEAT. I CAN HEAR MY PARENTS HAVING SEX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL!
Your mom is 55 and has MS. To be honest, I'm proud of her, and you should be too, bitch.
The air was thick with penises
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
Henceforth: booty calls will now be referred to as "deliveries of anatomy". That is all.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
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