hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
i found two dead squirrels on my front step this morning.. do you think they have something to do with my missing phone?
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
whenever he tweets that he wants to get blackout it's like a neon sign for "i want to bang you tonight"
She got the hiccups while deep throating me. It was epic. Once in a lifetime experience.
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
Yeeeaahhh, I'm in no rush to dismiss a level 6 booty-call that pays my bar tabs and understands my Harry Potter obsession.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I'll text you when I have a mental breakdown about it.
Please do.
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