she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
Its like your face is a pile of corn and I'm a chicken
...What??
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