i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
Not only is it unacceptable to be bar hopping alone at 5 o'clock. It is definitely unacceptable to do so with a lobster
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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