fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i just realized Britney Spears and I are more alike than I thought. Both of us have our parents in complete control of our lives, we both have restraining orders on previous boyfriends, and we all know both of us can put on a hell of a show
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Bring fortys. we have the duct tape. its onnn mothafuckaaaa
ask me again when I'm sobewr aka tuesday
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Yesterday I went home with one shoe, today I go home with three. Fucking win.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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