i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I just looked at the maps icon on my IPhone and "eR" was typed in the search address bar. I wonder if we ever got there.
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Ps. The strap-on in the pic i sent you last night was not mine. Just wanted to clear that up.
you set the microwave for an hour telling me that the done sound was your alarm.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
the problem with having sex for lunch when its 98 degrees outside is that I can't tell if its sweat or semen running down my leg as I walk back in the office
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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