This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
I wish they made helmets for livers.
It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
we're all going for beer and wings at 7. inflate your girlfriend and bring her along too.
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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