its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Drunk wheelbarrow races might make the top 10 list of dumb shit weve done. Especially considering all the broken glass around...
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
I'm just that drunk tells people I love them or wants to set them on fire. Accept that.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
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