I can't get in trouble, i'm smoking a bong in the office right now
Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
Can we play rock paper scissor shot again? I want to black out in 15 minutes or less...
I was about to attempt a citizen's arrest on my RA
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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