I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
yeah, its right past the deli mart where i showed my right tit for mozzarella sticks.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
Scratch one off the douchebag bucket list. Just saw a guy in a sesame street tshirt and a tap out hat. Didn't get the memo that big bird's trying to get into mma.
This is one of those times I wish I had a time machine so I could go back and punch myself in the face to make me realize what I need to do before it's too late
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
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