Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
so the x-ray technician didnt buy my story of falling off a curb. she said a fall of that height couldnt snap the bone that way. bitch called me a drunken idiot too. if she wasnt so hot i'd be angry
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I know it basically makes me the worst feminist ever, but I don't want to kill my own spiders. And I will pay my personal spider hit man with sammiches and unlimited , uninhibited access to my vagina.
I know we said we never would. But try fucking a fat guy. He put in so much more effort and then made me waffles.
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I just finished a four mile round trip walk to CVS to buy shaving cream and lube. You're welcome.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
why is half of my head shaved?
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