I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I just sneaky put a tampon in on the bus ninja-style.
......how on earth do you do that?
NINJAAAA
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
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