Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
The drag queen you used to date and the girl you brought over last night are discussing your sex noises in my living room. I'm changing my locks.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
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