I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Yay! Also. When you're coming down eat waffles and touch yourself. You won't regret it.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
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