Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
he was like Britney Spears in bed.. a little chubby and too medicated to perform.
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
Can you please tell him to stop calling me ma'am? I'm starting to remember what it's like to have self respect
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
wow bdsm is so cute
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