Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
Smoked before work and just remembered i left pringles in my desk last time i was high. SCORE
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Totally forgot I asked the cop for a theoretical fist bump and he still let me drive away
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He came on my pillow pet. That's unacceptable. I hate boys.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
He passed out in my car.
What's the problem?
HE'S STILL IN MY FUCKING CAR.
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