She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
I just found scrambled eggs in my shower. Thanks for that, asshole.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
if i ever get to the point where i am moaning when i pee, please do the honorable thing and kill me.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
I DEMAND FORESKIN
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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