C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Sometimes I feel like I shouldn't drink when I come out of a black out half naked covered in puke. Then I realize thats why I drink.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Dramatic love triangle! I guess mystery Asian and I will just have to fight it out for your love.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
THERE IS SOMEONE IN MY CAR MILKING HERSELF AND TELLING ME TO TRY IT
I feel like my nipples were chewed on by alligators.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Ate his Chinese food and drank his beer and played with his chihuahua. All while wrapped in a towel while he was sleep.
I think I was just recruited to join a religious lesbian cult by these 3 really pretty girls and I'm tempted to join
Why is the toilet broken? Why did I wake up naked in the shower, hugging a bath mat? WHY IS THE TOILET BROKEN?
Is it just clogged or something?
No! There are actual chunks of toilet on the floor.
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