I'm home now. bring me food and boobies
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Apparently this is my life now. Fucking men in their 30s with small dogs.
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
You slapped my ass and yelled "HOOTY TOOTY WHAT A BOOTY" in a Schwarzenegger voice
I'm sorry I keep having sex wth your friends. I'm done, for real. Unless cole is interested. Other than that, I'm done.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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