the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Having a random hookup so left but love u
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
the fat lady is now rubbing her stomach and staring at me. I hate trains
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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