It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Your sister just admitted to being a " much bigger bitch" than you. So you've got that going for you, which is nice.
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