is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
I told him he was a man of science and that he should conduct experiments on my tits to see how they stay up. I need you to hold onto my larynx when I'm drunk.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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