I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
For some reason there are two like 10 year old black girls crumping at the bar. I feel like I'm in a missy elliot video.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
are you fucking roseanne barr in there?
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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