i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
The Blue Grotto manager called. He asked me for your name and number. Apparently, on reviewing the videotape he noticed you consumed a whole pizza by yourself. He indicated that he has a tshirt for you and wants to put your picture on his eating wall of fame. Apparently, you are the first such person to complete this incredible feat of eating. Congratulations to you!! I am so proud.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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