Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
i wish he'd fuck me as good as he is at karate.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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