Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
drunk freshman in the bathroom puking keeps saying "i'm a peasant" over and over
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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