We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Just saw a midget on an elliptical. Epic.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
