brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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