I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
its not stalking. its research.
So today I found out that our school is known as the herpes school
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
I was asking the bouncer, "if I fall will you catch me?" which then turned into "if I jump off the roof will you catch me?" He said no.
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Randomize
