She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
his mom called while we were having sex and asked if we could finish in his brothers room because her ceiling fan was about to fall on her bed
Her gay brother kept hitting on me and cockblocking me. Don't even begin to tell me how bad your night was.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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