have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Remember that time i walked in on your friend taking a huge shit?
Remember that time you hooked up with him?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Dude too much vodka. I think I just puked up my heart
That's what you get for taking that guy home. The god of sluttiness is frowning upon you.
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
You know that episode of Spongebob where Patrick teaches Spongebob to be fancy? His dick was like that, only fancier.
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