So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
oh no, don't get me wrong.. she IS really pretty. If you are in to horses or Sarah Jessica Parker.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Just don't have sex while watching Home Alone. It will ruin Christmas for you.
I'm drinking vodka out of a water bottle at work. Am I really the best person to come to for life advice?
lol hangovers are for mortals.
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