I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Sorry about my life...
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
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