Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
He just said he was the Jesus of alcoholics.
I have your dog in a headlock. Se wants my mushrooms.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
By "met a doctor" I really mean "fucked a pre med student"
i got to hold a baby today and i loved it and i want a baby but actually i'm going to make an appointment to get birth control now.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
Randomize
