Umm I'm too high to move.
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just puked on a sprinkler…Motherfucker tried to spray me
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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