i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I'm gonna play a drinking game called "Sarah takes the train"
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Like how hard is it to come up to me with chocolate and wine and say "hey, you're beautiful. Wanna marathon Doctor Who in sweatpants?" Hell yes!
Our drunk hook up was interrupted by the delivery guy. When he came back to my room we ate the gyros and went back to sex like we didn't take a lunch break.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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