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(423): View more from Tennessee

come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again

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(720): View more from Colorado

Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong

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(910): View more from North Carolina

This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.

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(306): View more from Saskatchewan

I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.

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(858): View more from California

Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts

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(484): View more from Pennsylvania

dude, i turned on the light and asked if they were ok and they STILL didn't stop. Most determined sex EVER.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?

(412): View more from Pennsylvania

That's the stuff legends are made of

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(415): View more from California

If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it

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(218): View more from Minnesota

You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?

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