Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
At least you didn't wake up next to your professor who then proceeded to cancel class via phone while still inside of me.
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
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