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  i found a twelve pack under my bed. and a six pack in my closet. I'm like a fucking alcoholic squirrel.

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• Best squirrel since the one from Ice Age

  Submitted by jasboo on Jul 23, 10 at 11:23am

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• Pretzels

  Submitted by Rosamondmoonpie on Jul 23, 10 at 10:24pm

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• I wonder what a fucking alcoholic squirrel looks like. Suppose he's a bit of a blur.

  Submitted by amonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:16am

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• I think I ate your chocolate squirrel

  Submitted by fierceness on Aug 18, 10 at 1:44am

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• @redevil actually twelve pack is correct because a "dozen pack" just sounds retarded.\n\nBack to the text, ha! that's just great new fav :)

  Submitted by Doomeded on Jul 23, 10 at 3:33pm

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• i did this once when I was under age and the cops came. Just remember the the 18 pack int the dryer before you turn it on....What a mess that was.

  Submitted by stokedonsurf on Jul 23, 10 at 12:08pm

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• Lol, that's so me.

  Submitted by bamisoep on Jul 25, 10 at 5:24am

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• iiwoke up wiit a 40 under mahh couch 2twelve pack in mahh bathroom an a six pack in the basement...undercover drinker

  Submitted by phresh_princess on Jul 23, 10 at 11:40pm

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• The life of an underage dorm student. :p When room checks come around try the trunk of your car.

  Submitted by ilovecupcakes on Jul 28, 10 at 5:24pm

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• Wisconsin mentality for ya

  Submitted by daveeeyravey on Jul 24, 10 at 7:54pm

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• DOZEN not "12 pack"... child.

  Submitted by redevilmuahah on Jul 23, 10 at 1:39pm

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• This is the first one I laughed out loud to...think that says something?

  Submitted by Clamspank3r on Jul 25, 10 at 8:05pm

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• I always like pretzels with my beer.

  Submitted by FirstyWorld on Jul 24, 10 at 1:00am

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• Squirels gotta survive the winter man, but if you forget where you hid the beer it won't grow into big pretty beer trees...

  Submitted by pvgurl16 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:36am

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• Wow, ur awesome!!!

  Submitted by timberwolf1984 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:25am

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• Even I know it's a twelve pack. Just laugh and get the stick out your butt. Geeshhh stupid old people.

  Submitted by im_twelve on Jul 23, 10 at 8:38pm

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• Lol my sister does that with her weed, but forgets about it XD.

  Submitted by venomstick on Jul 23, 10 at 10:32am

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• Story of my life!!!

  Submitted by sav21 on Jul 24, 10 at 12:58am

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• Even a blind alcoholic squirrel can occasionally find a 6 pack

  Submitted by Clay180 on Jul 24, 10 at 3:55am

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• My new hero.

  Submitted by thresanapp4tht on Jul 24, 10 at 10:26pm

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• Pretzels = Firsty

  Submitted by FreddyO76 on Jul 23, 10 at 10:07am

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• search your grandma's drawer, you might just get 3 pack in there

  Submitted by canonymous on Jul 23, 10 at 10:44am

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• Omg finally a text that made me laugh (:

  Submitted by HiMyNameIs on Jul 24, 10 at 2:03am

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• 12 pack not dozen pack retards

  Submitted by muse_ic on Jul 23, 10 at 10:41pm

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• Or your a fucking alcholic who probably wastes all his money on booze...

  Submitted by guitar_boy on Jul 23, 10 at 1:13pm

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• standing ovation

  Submitted by gingy36 on Nov 19, 10 at 11:24pm

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