yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
All we had was a keg so we played edward nalgene-hands
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
True college students do jello shots in the library
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