My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
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