evidently tequilla and lady gaga make me flirt and grind shamlessly with other men infront of my boyfriend.
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Princesses don't give blow jobs
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
In my defense, last night's hookup turned out to be my actual girlfriend. That's gotta count for something, right?
Defrosting my uncrustable with my laptop...Hungover dinner
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I learned the hard way a garbage bag will not save you when jumping from a tree at 2am
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