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  okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.

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  I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?

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• Solid effort.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:03pm

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• Best TFLN in a LONG time.

  Submitted by beyourownpet on Jan 23, 10 at 5:32pm

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• Swing and a miss.

  Submitted by bacchus on Jan 23, 10 at 4:48pm

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• My English teacher would like that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:28am

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• Favorite

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:51am

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• Hey 4:56. Ummm.. I am pretty sure that's the joke dumbass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 8:51pm

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• This made me lol so hard

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:09pm

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• hahahahah!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:27am

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• i love this

  Submitted by justali123 on Jan 23, 10 at 11:30pm

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• Fail... you is drunk

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:30am

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• I seriously hate when people say epic fail. It's so annoying.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 5:50pm

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• god, this is the funniest thing i've seen in a while

  Submitted by taylorofl on Jan 25, 10 at 7:04pm

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• pissin the cops off one system at a time.. \nalchol and weeeeeeeeeeed

  Submitted by slobmehknobin on Jan 27, 10 at 8:47pm

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• Ahhhhhhhhhh, alcohol.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:34am

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• YeAH!!! Besides what makes u think it's a girl??? Sounds like a dude to me that is most definitely drunkk!! ;) lol

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:51am

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• Hahaha that's great

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:40pm

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• 12:00-- what the fuck are you talking about? Is your life being posted here and you want people to think you're sone god or something for naming off everything wrong with you? Just so you have the self satisfaction that you're not alone?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:49am

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• Haha my favorite part is the fact that it says "about me" in the first text. And the drunk reply. "people die" haha this is priceless!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 4:12am

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• Hater below

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:20pm

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• Fail 12:00..."your cheek are"

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 12:20pm

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• LMFAO IVE DONE THIS

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:30am

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• Aw my hometown. VA

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:30am

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• "because I don't drink." is not a sentence.. Epic fail

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:56pm

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  • ya it is dumb a$$s. has a subject and a verb. 'EPIC FAIL!!!!!' f@ggot.

    Submitted by lisahasnos0ul on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm

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    • It's a fragment...it fails to be a sentence because it can't stand by itself and still make sense. Try using it in a paper and see what happens, asshole.

      Submitted by mae7878 on Jan 25, 10 at 3:02pm

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      • *still

        Submitted by mae7878 on Jan 25, 10 at 3:04pm

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• This could quit possibly be the greatest thing I have read all day. Oh and ppl who constantly write that all the texts are fake, you need to get a fucking life and find something better to do with it. Fuckers

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 2:18pm

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• sounds like my cousin

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 2:24pm

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• NOVA!!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:21pm

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• "Maybe I had a fever." "Bitch, maybe you were fucked up."

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 3:41pm

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• Ahahahahahahahahaha this is fantastic

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 4:50pm

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• Started strong What's the last sentence suppose to be?

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:38am

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• I don't get the last part..

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 7:19pm

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• omg this was the best part of my day now in favorites

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 10:47pm

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• First

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:27am

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• Woo 703

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 5:57pm

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• I'm 703 but this was so fuckin wack

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:53pm

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• Yeahhh, nova texts are the bestt

  Submitted by amsantos69 on Sep 2, 10 at 5:10pm

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• Hahaha. FIRST ASSHOLES!!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:28am

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• Yea it's bad grammer cuz he's drunk you dumbass

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 17, 10 at 1:24pm

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• Americans don't use proper grammar when they're sober anyway.

  Submitted by TGS on Jan 24, 10 at 10:50pm

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• 11:28 (2) super fail, dick worm.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:37am

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• Yeah. This is awesome:)

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 6:31pm

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• Love my nova kids!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 8, 10 at 1:21am

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• Love it

  Submitted by racheliciousss on Mar 14, 11 at 10:15pm

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• Haha I think he should've ended it with: suck on that

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 12:51pm

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• Lmaooo. I know this guy. He forwarded the text to me. He's such a fuckin clown

  Submitted by dasoccerbeast9 on Jul 31, 10 at 1:49am

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• hahaha:)

  Submitted by bnh_2 on Jan 23, 10 at 4:19pm

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• Haha good laugh to start off the day!!

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:39am

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• That BITCH IS DRUNK

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 1:59pm

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• So fake.

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:49am

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• Fake

  Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 23, 10 at 11:27am

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