at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
Instead of just putting in it he asked "will you do the honors?" it was the cutest thing I had ever heard before sex.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Shower sex is an art that should not be attemted drunk
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
FYI you are now my emergency contact at plan parenthood
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
But I only have 2 emotions angry and horny
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