She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Fucked Zombie Jesus at a Halloween party. I need Plan B before I give birth to the Antichrist.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
No more morning sex. Just for once, my vagina would like to go to work bone-dry and bone-free.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
im about to go through the checkout with 3 flasks and a wedding card. let the judgement begin!
update: cashier guessed cash bar before i could say anything. completely bypassed "dry" and knew cash bar right away. i love this state.
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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