As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She just texted me apologizing for taking selfies on my phone then asked me to send them to her
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
The Easter dress struggle is real
Yep. Just had to pull mine off to puke.
my nose is crying tears of wow.
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
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