now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
I was like wtf you can warn a girl like hey I have a huge dick and I fuck for hours
Someone google feeding your vagina Advil and Neosporin
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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