11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
I can feel myself smiling like 10 minutes after I stop smiling, and that's just like... so awesome.
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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