my mom asked me how i could steal on a clear conscious and i told her it was because when i was younger she let me watch alladin and he did it.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
I’m at that point in my trip where I’m kinda hot, kinda cold and I have to remember to breathe.
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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