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i am doomed to only fuck guys with curved cocks

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Having a curved cock is much better, it can much stimulate the g-spot so much easier

Submitted by Aschern on Jan 20, 10 at 11:29am

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fuck the whig party

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:21am

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my vag curves to the left

Submitted by Lauren26 on Jan 20, 10 at 1:03pm

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Thanks for the phone numbers! I use them on websites and ask for them to call me. Sweet revenge on the pediphiles!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:29pm

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They're curved for your comfort ^_^

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:12pm

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Most are curved anyways...

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:55am

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Downward curve = fail

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:44am

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- nah, u just have to get more creative
  
  Submitted by CIT on Jan 20, 10 at 12:10pm
  
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  - downward curve + reverse cowgirl = win
    
    Submitted by XoxOderrr on Jan 23, 10 at 5:14am
    
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- I slept with a guy who was so curved downward, it looked like Squidward's nose when he was hard. Most uncomfortable sex ever
  
  Submitted by Doucher3 on May 14, 10 at 3:43am
  
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Curved is the new straight. Sex at a angle is great

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 5:02pm

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What are you talking about doomed. Curved dicks hit the g-spot better dummy

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:41pm

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I am doomed to fuck chicks with smelly pussies....

Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Jan 20, 10 at 11:44am

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11;41 is right. Curved cocks are great to hit the gspot.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:08am

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I like curved dicks.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:11pm

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Better than straight ones

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:55am

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Now I am wishing I had a curved dick. I did not realize the ladies like a u bone. FML

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 1:52pm

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That's a good thing as a curved cock guy I keep em cuming back for more

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:39am

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Downward curve is easier to deep throat

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:48am

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Ha ha! Finally a 785. Go Topeka and surrounding areas!!!!!

Submitted by cranekill on Sep 28, 11 at 10:42pm

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Slightly curved is best.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:13pm

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Curved are better, I'll take one over straight anyday

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:53am

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My cock is curved to the right by a degree of about 1 and a half inches from the bottom. I have never had many complaints, maybe these guys just don't know how to utilize what they have?

Submitted by Tcunkia09 on Jan 20, 10 at 12:29pm

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Curved to the left and cut...bitches

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:58pm

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A curved penis is normal. Woman are curved inside. Win win.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 4:48pm

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Buck up soldier, at least it's not below four inches. Now that's looking on the bright side

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 4:11am

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Fuck republicans

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:08am

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Curved ones are awesome and hit the gspot better not to mention the orgasms are great with curved onea

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 10:33am

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"Hey baby, I've got a dick that's long and curved and that's all you deserve."

Submitted by awerfcxz on Jan 20, 10 at 12:35pm

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- amen dude
  
  Submitted by jackwilliams on Jan 20, 10 at 12:47pm
  
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Cosign the rabbit vibrator comment. Curved is obviously a good thing. In all directions.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 3:28pm

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I'm straight as an arrow, babydoll.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:47am

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Yea KANSAS!!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:38am

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I can imagine a worst fate :)

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:29am

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:27am

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Heather??!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 8:58pm

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That's not a bad thing!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 10:38pm

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Jackie chambers is that you?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 9:24am

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Uh...is that a good thing?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 7:15pm

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What's wrong with curved cocks?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:34am

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I think me and my Topeka curved cock is the reason for this. So, why did we fuck twice?

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 4:10pm

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I have a straight dick talk to me

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 4:20pm

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Colin Scarsdale?!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:19pm

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If curved cocks weren't fun, the rabbit vibe wouldn't gyrate the way it does.

Submitted by CIT on Jan 20, 10 at 12:11pm

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Asians have slanted vaginas

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:23pm

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Curved is ok. If it's uncut

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:35pm

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- hey now uncut's in style and never went out baby
  
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curved can be fantatic depending on the direction of the curve

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:51am

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as long as it's big. quit complaining, bitch.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:50pm

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Haha nice 1134!!!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:21pm

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It helps them keep a grip inside you.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 3:46pm

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It's been my experience that this is not a bad thing. They're about as perfect as a dick could be. Think about it.

Submitted by Madhatter on Jan 21, 10 at 11:55am

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All the guys here that say curved is the best have curved cocks, it looks fked up but I mean I'm pretty sure that other stuff is true too, idk whether Im good with my straight one or wishing I had a curved one lol

Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 11, 10 at 12:46am

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Fuck democrats

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 12:15am

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Poor girl ):

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 7:32pm

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- actually i'm a guy :P
  
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Judging by the pornos I've seen, so is every woman in the entire fucking business. Also. Curved is only good if it's upwards, otherwise it's just fucking disconcerting

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 12:21pm

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It's common knowledge that it quite rare too find a man with a straight cock and that a curved cock is very common

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 8:05pm

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I'm curved let's talk

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 22, 10 at 12:41am

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I got a sraight cock talk to me

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 4:18pm

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First

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 11:28am

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Ha ha ha I dated a guy with a banana dick. He didn't know how to use it.

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 20, 10 at 1:13pm

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Sounds like a lot of guys with curved cocks are trying to psych themselves up. C'mon ladies! Tell em off!

Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 21, 10 at 3:50am

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