How can something that makes you feel so good one day make you feel so bad the next?
Alcohol?
Sex with a fat chick.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
Randomize