jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
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