You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
I don't care if I just threw up. You kiss me now. This is marriage.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
Adderal can only make me focus so much. Your ass is stronger than my medicine. Congratulations.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
Randomize