well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Oh! I forgot to tell you. Part of that weird ass dream last night. I was jamie lee curtis and I cut off all my hair because yogurt.
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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