Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
He talked for 3 hours straight on how his dad is a dentist how fuck do you think my night was
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I woke up at 2 AM to find them in my living room with a radio flyer wagon full of milk glass plates and a Holstein cow. How am I going to explain this to my landlord!?!
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
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